Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? |
| '1' Blaming your farts on me.... Not funny... Not funny at all !!! |
| '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A ... Ummm... DOG, YOU IDIOT! |
| '6' The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo What a proud moment for the top of the food chain! |
| '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? |
| '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. |
| '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! |
| '9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? |
| '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. |
| '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. |
| '7' Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! |
| "Pet Peeves" Just for fun! |
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